OMFG WHAT THE HELL...

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The counteract the stodgy status post I made a bit ago I'm just sitting here wondering why the hell you seem to lose one damn sock every time you do your laundry? 
I did 5 loads of laundry yesterday and somehow lost 10 socks. I know I put them in the wash but then when I go to fold everything I find I've got 10 socks without mates now. 

How does this happen?! Does a sock gnome live in my bloody dryer? Does my dryer eat my socks? Do they just faze into nothingness while drying? How is it their mates stick around then? 

Honestly... How does this happen?! 

One day I may very well tear apart my drying and I'll find a stockpile of socks just chilling at the bottom or something, that or I'll find that bloody gnome and we're gonna have a talk. 

Either way, who else loses socks randomly? Be it through the laundry process or they just up and disappear out of nowhere? 


RIP. 

PS: 10 seems to be my unlucky number lol I seem to lose 10 of things :I 
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GeneralWynter's avatar
I'm confused, too. WTF SOCKS I SWEAR I COUNTED YOU HOW THE CLUCK YOU GET LOST!?